Open Letter to MTV

Dear MTV,
 Y'all done fucked up. I got an email asking me to come try out for Real Word 27 after I had put in an online application about a month ago. I was pumped! So I got my ass out of bed at the crack of 11:30am on Saturday got ready and made my way to Adams Morgan. In my email it said I had a "VIP cut the line pass." Cough, BULLSHIT. Everyone had the cut the line pass, you assholes. I didn't mind because I figured it wouldn't matter, once I talked to a casting director I would for sure at least get a second interview. By the time I got inside it was so rushed that I was in a group with 12 other people, asked 2 questions and then asked to leave. Are you for real? I just stood in line for an hour and a half in the freezing rain and came in(still looking fly as shit) and all you're going to give me is 30 seconds?! All I have to say is it is YOUR loss. I know I come off conceited as shit almost all the time but you have to give it to me, I'd be fucking perfect for Real World. I'm funnier than Snooki, skinnier, and I actually have a brain. You are missing out on many blackout nights of me acting a fool and being generally awesome. I hope you find what you're looking for, but it wont be better than this. Don't worry though you'll find me on tv one day. Remember, I was born to be famous.
Best,
Amy Michelle Libby